hello there

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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the-spooky-alchemist:

"assigning genders to babies is wrong"

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big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

big-chicken:

cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat

allisonscrown:

"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison

weaknudes:

waking up cold: alright I need more blankies

waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.

ughjxnna:

OH MY GOD THIS CARD