*goes to a party and awkwardly follows freind around the entire time*
Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.
you’re the kind of friend everyone needs
A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.
IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP
"assigning genders to babies is wrong"
cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat cat
"where’s my christian grey????” hopefully locked up in prison
waking up cold: alright I need more blankies
waking up hot: covers thrown everywhere. sweat behind the kneecaps. 3 dead. the pillow is the sun. critical condition.
OH MY GOD THIS CARD