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sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

sugarpumpkin:

if someone asks for nudes just tell them this and they’ll leave you alone

cindehella:

cinematic masterpiece

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

perfunctory:

it’s so cute when you talk to someone a lot and then you notice the little phrases that you use and the stupid little things you say slipping into their vocabulary more and more

bewbin:

bewbin:

my mom just told me to shave and i said Looks like we have a hairy situation here and she just looked at me with a blank face 

the worst part is she doesn’t even speak english and she knows it was a bad joke 

rawr-its-michelle:

i never hit reblog so fast in my life

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older

how I tell stories
me: and then she was like
me: and im like
me: but then shes like
me: then theyre like
me: so i was like
me: yeah like
me: i know like
me: ye

pokemondaycares:

'oh gross it's dark chocolate i hate dark chocolate' good

give it to me

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

phoenix-falls:

malformalady:

Wisconsin snow storm versus flooding in Ireland

Ireland isn’t fucking around with the sealing capabilities of their doors

girlintoomanyfandoms:

and my personal favorites

gorilllas:

@myself what the fuck are you doing